O: (breaking into the developing argument) Oh I’m sorry, is this a five minute argument, or the full half hour? M: Ah! (taking out his wallet and paying) Just the five minutes.

Scripts and sounds from Monty Python, Holy Grail, Meaning of Life and Life of Brian

A man walks into an office. Man: (Michael Palin) Ah. I'd like to have an argument, please. Receptionist: Certainly sir. Have you been here before? Man: No, this is my first time. …

The classic Monty Python's Flying Circus Argument Clinic sketch. A man goes in to the Argument Clinic to have an argument. This is the full version of this sketch....more

Episode 29, Monty Python’s Flying Circus, 2 Nov. 1972. Receptionist: Yes, sir. Man: I’d like to have an argument, please. Receptionist: Certainly, sir. Have you been here before? No, this is …

" Argument Clinic " is a sketch from Monty Python's Flying Circus, written by John Cleese and Graham Chapman. The sketch was originally broadcast as part of the television series and …

INSPECTOR FOX: You are hereby charged that you did willfully take part in a strange sketch. That is a skit, spoof, or humorous vignette of an unconventional nature within – [Recording Ends]

Jul 14, 2025 · A real-time AI recreation of Monty Python's famous "Argument Clinic" sketch, built with FastAPI, Pydantic AI, and React. Experience authentic Monty Python comedy with …

From: Monty Python's Flying Circus. Transcribed By: unknown. A man walks into an office. Man: Good morning, I'd like to have an argument, please. Receptionist: Certainly, sir. Have you …

Argument Clinic (or Argument or The Argument Sketch) is a sketch that appears in " The Money Programme," the twenty-ninth episode of Monty Python's Flying Circus. It features the absurd …