Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide. How about this one: Why did the belt get arrested? It held up a pair of pants. Did you hear about the guy who drank invisible ink?

Nothing inspires a laugh or two more than a well-timed wisecrack, funny one-liner or corny dad joke. Fortunately, thanks to a variety of comedians, movies, sitcoms and other outlets, there's no ...

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"Kids don't like eating at school, but if they have a Remains of the Day lunchbox they're a lot happier." - Waiting For Guffman Waiting For Guffman is filled with completely absurd scenes, but maybe ...